im waiting for dinner so
i did this.
(psst from tiffs blog)

If I were a time of day, I would be:
:: 0203

If I were a day of the week, I would be:
:: saturday

If I were a month, I would be:
:: november

If I were a planet, I would be:
:: Xena

If I were a direction, I would be:
:: sideways

If I were a stone, I would be:
:: basalt

If I were a flower, I would be:
:: a dead rose

If I were a plant, I would be:
:: aloe vera

If I were a tree, I would be:
:: an apple tree =o)

If I were an insect, I would be:
:: a wasp

If I were a bird, I would be:
:: an eagle

If I were a mammal, I would be:
:: a white tiger

If I were a machine, I would be:
:: your pistol

If I were a tool, I would be:
:: a saw

If I were a musical instrument, I would be:
:: an electric guitar

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be:
:: a couch

If I were a sin, I would be:
:: sloth or most definitely pride

If I were a material, I would be:
:: chiffon

If I were a kind of weather, I would be:
:: fog

If I were a food, I would be:
:: salmon shashimi

If I were a vegetable, I would be:
:: onion

If I were a liquid I would be:
:: water

If I were a taste, I would be:
:: salty

If I were an element, I would be:
:: fire

If I were a color, I would be:
:: yellow

If I were a fragrance, I would be:
:: cinnamon

If I were a scent, I would be:
:: the ocean

If I were a sound/music, I would be:
:: MEW

If I were an emotion, I would be:
:: satisfaction

If I were a body part I would be:
:: the brain

If I were a method of death I would be:
:: drowning in your own blood

If I were a number I would be:
:: 11

If I were a movie, I would be directed by:
:: by no one

If I were a shape, I would be:
:: oval

If I were an object, I would be:
:: a scalpel

If I were a historical figure, I would be:
:: julius ceasar/cleopatra

If I were a fictional character, I would be:
:: willy wonka

If I were a subject in school, I would be:
:: maths